yraelviii:

mresundance:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter’s trial being reported on by Stephen Colbert. 

tonight, on the THREAT DOWN

hannibal lecter has replaced BEARS as america’s number one threat

Tonight!  Hannibal Lecter’s lawyers have decided to go with an insanity plea. If justice is a dish best served cold, you might want to stick with the salad.

This! Is the Colbert Report!

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Red Dragon - Chapter 54:

He wondered if, in the great body of humankind, in the minds of men set on civilization, the vicious urges we control in ourselves and the dark instinctive knowledge of those urges function like the crippled virus the body arms against.

He wondered if old, awful urges are the virus that makes vaccine.

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Red Dragon - Chapter 54:

Jack Crawford: They took out your spleen. But who needs a spleen? Price left his in Burma in ‘41.

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Red Dragon - Chapter 3:

Jack Crawford: Bloom was only here a couple of hours the first day, but he and Heimlich have the whole file. Bloom’s examining PhD candidates this week. He said tell you hello. Do you have his number in Chicago?

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combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

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pisceanunderworld:


~* an extra hour in the ballpit *~
mad world - gary jules // sound of silence - simon and garfunkel // untitled - simple plan // shattered - trading yesterday // bring me to life - evanescence // in the end - linkin park // just a dream - nelly // somebody that i used to know - gotye

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pisceanunderworld:

~* an extra hour in the ballpit *~

mad world - gary jules // sound of silence - simon and garfunkel // untitled - simple plan // shattered - trading yesterday // bring me to life - evanescence // in the end - linkin park // just a dream - nelly // somebody that i used to know - gotye

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Red Dragon - Chapter 3:

Will Graham: Most of the time in sex assaults the bite mark has a livid spot in the center, a suck mark. These don’t. Dr. Princi mentioned it in his autopsy report, and I saw it in the morgue. No suck marks. For him biting may be a fighting pattern as much as sexual behavior.

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officialedwardkenway:

i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between

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Tags: yeeep

Hyrule Warriors - Playable ladies

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sosuperawesome:

Emma SanCartier aka esan01 on Etsy

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